Darren Criss' 25 levels of perfectness
Just… this. #dead
1. A few minutes into Harry Potter, the musical:
- OH HAI THERE HARRY POTTER. Dark curly hair: check. Green eyes: check. Nice voice: check. HP fan: check. Kid is looking good.
2. A few parts into Harry Potter, the musical:
- So I guess he can play the guitar. Pretty and talented, then.
3. Harry Potter, the musical credits:
- So he wrote some of the music too? Hot damn.
4. Obligatory post-Harry Potter, the musical googling:
- COVERS OF DISNEY SONGS WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
5. Further
stalkinggoogling and discovery of Myspace page:
- HNNNNG LOOK AT THAT SCRUFFY BEARD CAN YOU PLEASE GROW A BEARD AND LET ME LOVE YOUR SCRUFFY SELF FOREVER I mean what a dapper young man
6. The epic viralization of Harry Potter, the musical and Starkidpotter’s first announcement video:
- VEST AND TIE VEST AND TIE VEST AND TIE
7. The birth of A Very Potter Musical, everyone gets a twitter, Darren mentions Chuck Criss and the Freelance Whales:
- So I guess talent runs in the family CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES PLEASE
8. The Azkatraz video:
- Aaawwww look at all these beautiful people and Darren all cute and emotional over everyone knowing the lyrics to Get back to Hogwarts omg stop being so cute
9. Darren gets a part in Eastwick:
- FOUR FOR YOU DARREN COCO YOU GO DARREN COCO
10. Eastwick gets canceled:
- That awkward moment you’re actually kind of relieved you won’t have to watch Eastwick just for Darren
11. Me and my Dick preview video/photos:
- OH RIGHT SO YOU PLAY THE PIANO TOO. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN’T DO?
12. Live gigs + further googling:
- OH GREAT A VIOLIN. SERIOUSLY, ANYTHING YOU CAN’T PLAY?
13. Further intense googling:
- OK THAT’S IT, YOU ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED TO EXIST AS A REAL PERSON.
14. Human EP:
15. AVPS:
- So of course he wrote all the music this time. Of course.
16. “Darren Criss to play a future love-interest of Kurt Hummel on Glee”:
- WAIT WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN DID I MISS SOMETHING
17. First Blaine picture:
- PROUD MOTHER FEELINGS OMG CRYING
18. Slo-mo hallway walking:
- UGH I SHIP THIS SO MUCH ALREADY I’M SO GLAD IT’S DARREN IN THIS PART
19. “It’s a subject that’s very near and dear to my heart, simply because I grew up in such an open community—doing theater in San Francisco. I mean, it doesn’t get much, stereotypically, “gayer.” I was inadvertently raised in the “gay community.” I had straight parents, but I spent massive amounts of time at a very early age with gay, theater-hopeful thirty-somethings. And those were the people I spent time with early on, so my whole perception of “sexuality” just wasn’t there. It just…was. It even got to the point where, later in life… I had all the components in place. I was, well, not super effeminate, but I was into girly things—I liked musical theater, all the stereotypical things. I had to come out and say, well, I’m sorry, but I think I’m straight. And people were like, say it ain’t so! And I would say, “It’s been a secret too long, but I’m actually a straight male.” Vanity Fair interview
- SERIOUSLY. THERE. IS. NO. WAY. YOU. ARE. THIS. PERFECT. JUST. STOP.
20. Darren attends the DH premiere, “I’m just a fanboy”:
- WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE IS THAT DARREN AND RUPERT IN THE SAME FRAME UNIVERSES ARE COLLAPSING
21. Baby it’s cold outside:
22. “I play mostly guitar, and I played drums for my brother’s band growing up. I grew up playing the violin which is basically how I expanded to other musical endeavors involving some of my violin training. I play a mean kazoo and harmonica if i have some alcohol in me. Of course I condone drinking and playing the harmonica at the same time cause it won’t sound good at all.”Just Jared Interview
- OH RIGHT SO YOU CAN ALSO PLAY THE DRUMS AND THE HARMONICA AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A KAZOO
- HE IS ANSWERING EVERYTHING IN SONG. YOUR ARGUMENT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE INVALID.
24. Pink glasses/bow tie/most of his wardrobe:
24. This picture:
- I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
(via gleehiatussurvivor)
